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In conjunction with the MATTAfair (from 12th March 2010 – 14th March 2010), we here at Chilakak would like to present you our latest vacation package. It is the most sought after cruise vacation and we received a lot of request from the local too. Even Star Cruise, Virgo Cruise and whatever cruise that you all been dreaming of, is far away compared with our cruise.
Unfortunately, we don’t have a booth at the Putra World TRade Centre (PWTC) as we were late to contact the Matta (Malaysian Association of Tour and Travel Agents) organizing committee to book a booth. Nonetheless, you can contact us to book a seat today! Haste not.
Here’s the one and only cruise vacation package we offered :-
Somali Pirate Hunting Cruise
Fun for the Whole Family
Pirates Hunting Cruise
We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your ‘High powered weapons’ along on the cruise. If you don’t have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).
M-16 full auto
\rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.Ak-47 assault riffle
\rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle
\rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.RPG
\rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.Mounted Mini-Gun
\rental $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
“Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.”
Meals are not included.
Somali Pirates - Professionals
“We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before July 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.”
As if all that isn’t enough to whet your appetite, here are a few testimonials
“I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I’LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!”—- Lars, Hamburg Germany
“Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English”
—-Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim–reminds me of a drunken ‘juicer’ door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam”
—-”chopper’ Dan, Toledo USA.
“Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks–what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.
—–”Stud Jerkins, Cut & Shoot, TX USA
Are you ready?
source : somalicruises
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A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: “I don’t have any money.” But I’d do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
“Anything?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, anything” the blonde promised.
Well, then, “Just follow me” said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
” Come in and close the door” the man said.
She did.
He then said “Now get on your knees.”
She did.
“Now take down my zipper.”
She did.
“Now go ahead … Take it out…..” He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .
Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered ..
“Well … Go ahead.”
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, …. …tentatively said ….
“Hello. Mum, can you hear me?”
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Now that you’ve seen the outside view,
take a look at the inside view…
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Reading about the product review from Bro.dSaint, I got bitten by the Oxyfresh bug too. So after awhile of using the toothpaste, I noticed that my girlfriend kisses me more often. More tongue too. The fact that she is a silky terrier is beside the point.
Satisfied with what dSaint wrote abt the products he tried, I went on to explore one other product. Incidently, I suffered a small cut right on the corner of my mouth. So I purchased the Oral gel.
Do not underestimate this small tube of wonder. I applied once before work and once after work shower. It only took 4 applications and my mouth is back to normal. Now I can enjoy the kisses my gf gives me without worrying about deseases. Oh! You know the feeling when you applied the other oral gels? You get this feeling like you’ve been stung or someone poured salt over your would? This gel doesn’t. Totally painless. Just a slight cold feeling. Tasteless.
If dSaint’s recommendation is the mouthrinse, mine is this oral gel. Simply AWESOME!! Btw, reading its product info, you can use this gel on other cuts and bruises anywhere on your body too. Awesome.
For more info and testimonies, check out their FB page. I’m a member already. Will you?
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Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue .
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
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This is the future. Better start keeping reusable bags in your boot. Come on guys, lets jump on the save the environment bandwagon. Here are some info on which day best for you to go shopping. Support no plastic day ok?
National Level
-None-
State Level
Penang – every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. (20 cents per plastic bag)
Selangor – every Saturday
Store Level
Carrefour
Monday (Applicable only at Carrefour Tropicana Mall)
RM0.10 per plastic bag
Ikea
All Year Long
RM0.20 per plastic bag
Jusco / AEON
25th of every month
RM0.20 per plastic bag
Giant
Every Saturday
Cold Storage
Every Thursday
Tesco
Every Saturday
RM0.20
F.O.S
While FOS does not have a no plastic day, they have totally environmental free biodegradable plastic bags.
To all the stores mentioned, kudos to you. We at Chilakak.com totally support you. *whispers : call us for product reviews alright?*
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Fireworks illuminate the world’s biggest floating Christmas tree on Dec. 5, in the opening ceremony at Rodrigo de Freitas Lagoon in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Mexico lights world’s largest artificial tree December 7th: Mexico City ushers in the holiday season by lighting the world’s largest artificial Christmas tree that weighs 300 tons. Msnbc.com’s Dara Brown reports.
The Sleeping Beauty Castle is illuminated during the Disneyland Magic Christmas Season Launch at Disneyland Resort in Paris on November 7th.
A steeple is covered with red cloth to form the world’s largest candle at the Christmas market in Schlitz, Germany. The candle is made of a stone tower which measures 36 meters in height and is covered with more than 1,000 square meters of cloth. Approximately 140 light bulbs are adjusted to the steepletop in the form of a flame.
A Christmas tree shaped lighting decorates the slopes of Mount Ingino in Gubbio, in the Perugia district in Italy on December 7th. The tree, measuring 650 meters long, will remain on Mount Ingino until January 10th.
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When you purchase your bike, make sure the color of bike seat is taken into consideration!
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