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To all the men out there. We here at Chilakak just received hot hot HOT news. If its any hotter, you’ll have to call the Bomba!

This come from a reliable source – our Junk Mail / Spam Mail.

It is reported that this is Kopitiam Bandar Perda. That’s right. Never heard of it before? That’s at Bukit Mertajam, Penang.

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Wow, we finally have some interesting question from Johnny. He claimed to encounter serious issues in his sex life and wanted a good ol’ opinion.

Any ladies wanted to help him? At Chilakak, we are giving the men’s point of view and we take it very seriously. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with the Chilakak guys.

1. Question : Is it bad to play with yourself right after sex?

Well, it depends if u r alone or not.  If u play with yourself while your partner is present, he or she will feel inadequate. Especially if its the girl who plays with herself, finish la your ego. So please refrain from playing with yourself even though you might end up with blue balls. If you have to ask this question, our recommendation is for you to change partner. Its not working out for you anymore. Maybe you should just move out, live by yourself and get a synthetic blow-up doll.

2. Question : Should I switch on the light during sex?

The light should have been switched on since the beginning. What? Suddenly you have the urge to know who are your fucking? If you need to find the clit, I’m sorry to tell you, if you can’t find it in the dark, you probably won’t know where it is even with the light on either.

3. Question : some time, when I bring a girl back and having sex, she seems to moan out very loud. What should I do?

lol… Very loud is good. You should encourage her in fact. Then the next morning, your neighbours will give u a pat in the back. Keep it up and your world will not be the same again. Wear it like a badge of honour. Hey, you never know the neighbourhood milf might be interested in sampling what you have to offer.

4. Question : She cannot reached orgasm unless I eat her out. How to give her the big O?

3 simple words. EAT HER OUT!!! If she can swallow your cum, you can too.

5. Question : My raging hardon went dead on me when we switched position from missionary to woman-on-top. Is there anything wrong with me?

Your raging hardon? *chuckled* haiya.. nothing wrong la. Just continue missionary lo
or other positions except woman on top. lol

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Dear Chilakak,

I am a 22-year old student studying in one of the college in Klang Valley. Recently I got myself a pink color shirt on my birthday last week. I wore it to class and getting bashed for being gay. Should men wear pink and is pink associated with being sissy and weak?

Pinky Lad, Malaysia

Dear Pinky Lad,

Why bothered with what people saying about you? Be confident and rest assure that the color is a color. Yes, we tend to associate pink color with the feminism. This indirectly leads to the generalization of being weak and sissy.

However, this is no longer in the picture in this modern days. Everyone is entitled to wear pink. In fact, most men that are confident with themselves wear pink. It is cool to be with pink. Even the deadly animal like panther is in pink.
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This is the final of the 3 part of the list that I have. As usual, you might need to contact the respective hotel to confirm the availability as these spots take up easily.

Impiana KL

Adult RM 88 ++ ( RM 101.20 )
Child RM 44 ++ ( RM 50.60 )

Note : Kids below 6yrs eat for free. However, as usual term & conditions

Pearl International

Adult RM 58 ++ ( RM 66.70 )
Child RM 30 ++ ( RM 34.50 )

Corus Hotel

Dondang Sayang Café
Adult RM 79 ++ ( RM 90.85)
Child RM 50 ++ ( RM 57.50)

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With the festive season around the corner till next year, we have the Hari Raya, Deepavali, Christmas Day, 2010 New Year, Chinese New Year and Valentine’s Day. It is a good time to roll out the marketing gimmick and plan to cash in from the market. Some manage to come out with creative packages like of these.

Cute little mooncake for the Mid Autumn season. Cartoonish. Look at these packaging which I think it is the reason why it cost this much?

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This is the part 2 of the 3 part of the list that I have. However, it seems that chilakak is not alone in compiling the list of places for Buka Puasa this year. We managed to find few links that blog about it too.

Link can be found below.

KL International Hotel

Adult RM 48 ++ ( RM 55.20 )
Child RM 23 ++ ( RM 26.45 )

Concorde KL Hotel

Adult RM 82 ++ ( RM 94.30 )
Child RM 42 ++ ( RM 48.30 )

Concorde Shah Alam Hotel

Adult RM 75 ++ ( RM 86.25 )
Child RM 37 ++ ( RM 42.55 )

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Did you participate in the recent RA flashmobish event held on LRTs and monorail? Had fun? It was a hoot right?

Have you ever thought that you are being used as a marketing ploy? Now, this is not a post to bang RA. Its just a good local reference. I believe RA is the only one who organizes flash mob events in KL. Do correct me if I’m wrong. Even flash mob organizers in Canada has admitted to organizing such events as a way to promote products that they are affiliated to.
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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’ She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfucked.
Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men…are men.

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