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In conjunction with the MATTAfair (from 12th March 2010 – 14th March 2010), we here at Chilakak would like to present you our latest vacation package. It is the most sought after cruise vacation and we received a lot of request from the local too. Even Star Cruise, Virgo Cruise and whatever cruise that you all been dreaming of, is far away compared with our cruise.

Unfortunately, we don’t have a booth at the Putra World TRade Centre (PWTC) as we were late to contact the Matta (Malaysian Association of Tour and Travel Agents) organizing committee to book a booth. Nonetheless, you can contact us to book a seat today! Haste not.

Here’s the one and only cruise vacation package we offered :-

Somali Pirate Hunting Cruise
Fun for the Whole Family

Pirates Hunting Cruise

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your ‘High powered weapons’ along on the cruise. If you don’t have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).
M-16 full auto
\rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.

Ak-47 assault riffle
\rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle
\rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.

RPG
\rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.

Mounted Mini-Gun
\rental $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

“Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.”

Meals are not included.

Somali Pirates - Professionals

“We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before July 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.”

As if all that isn’t enough to whet your appetite, here are a few testimonials

“I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I’LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!”—- Lars, Hamburg Germany

“Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English”
—-Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA

“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim–reminds me of a drunken ‘juicer’ door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam”
—-”chopper’ Dan, Toledo USA.

“Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks–what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.
—–”Stud Jerkins, Cut & Shoot, TX USA

Are you ready?

source : somalicruises

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Reading about the product review from Bro.dSaint, I got bitten by the Oxyfresh bug too. So after awhile of using the toothpaste, I noticed that my girlfriend kisses me more often. More tongue too. The fact that she is a silky terrier is beside the point.

Satisfied with what dSaint wrote abt the products he tried, I went on to explore one other product. Incidently, I suffered a small cut right on the corner of my mouth. So I purchased the Oral gel.

Do not underestimate this small tube of wonder. I applied once before work and once after work shower. It only took 4 applications and my mouth is back to normal. Now I can enjoy the kisses my gf gives me without worrying about deseases. Oh! You know the feeling when you applied the other oral gels? You get this feeling like you’ve been stung or someone poured salt over your would? This gel doesn’t. Totally painless. Just a slight cold feeling. Tasteless.

If dSaint’s recommendation is the mouthrinse, mine is this oral gel. Simply AWESOME!! Btw, reading its product info, you can use this gel on other cuts and bruises anywhere on your body too. Awesome.

For more info and testimonies, check out their FB page. I’m a member already. Will you?

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Fireworks illuminate the world’s biggest floating Christmas tree on Dec. 5, in the opening ceremony at Rodrigo de Freitas Lagoon in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Mexico lights world’s largest artificial tree December 7th: Mexico City ushers in the holiday season by lighting the world’s largest artificial Christmas tree that weighs 300 tons. Msnbc.com’s Dara Brown reports.

The Sleeping Beauty Castle is illuminated during the Disneyland Magic Christmas Season Launch at Disneyland Resort in Paris on November 7th.

A steeple is covered with red cloth to form the world’s largest candle at the Christmas market in Schlitz, Germany. The candle is made of a stone tower which measures 36 meters in height and is covered with more than 1,000 square meters of cloth. Approximately 140 light bulbs are adjusted to the steepletop in the form of a flame.

A Christmas tree shaped lighting decorates the slopes of Mount Ingino in Gubbio, in the Perugia district in Italy on December 7th. The tree, measuring 650 meters long, will remain on Mount Ingino until January 10th.

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Awesome. Wanna stayed there? I wonder where is the toilet….

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Christmas is just around the corner. Have you done your shopping? Bought the best for your loved ones? Repackage the previous junk Christmas you got to pass to others during gift exchange at your church or office?

Here are some songs for your listening pleasure. MP3 format naturally.

VA – White Christmas (2009)
MP3 | VBR kbps | Encoder: Lame 3.97 -V2 | 150 mb | 104:46 min
Genre: Pop | 06-12-2009 | Label: Universal | covers | 32 tracks
Tracklist:
CD1

01. Band Aid – Do They Know It’s Christmas 03:44
02. Elton John – Step Intro Christmas 04:33
03. Rap Allstars Feat. Leroy Daniels – Last Christmas 03:54
04. Loona – Navidad (Christmas) 04:09
05. Dru Hill – this Christmas 04:09
06. Blink-182 – I Won’t Be Home for Christmas 03:17
07. Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rappin’ 03:57
08. Yello – Jingle Bells 02:59
09. Hanson – Merry Christmas Baby 03:14
10. Bozy II Men – Silent Night 02:36
11. Aaron Neville – Please Come Home for Christmas 02:54
12. Hermans House Band – Merry Xmas Everybody 03:44
13. Michael Jackson – Little Christmas Tree 03:38
14. Rapsody Feat. Angelique Kidjo & Scorpio – A Child is Born 04:01
15. Masterboy – Wonderful Christmas Time 03:27
16. Ateens – Happy New Year 04:24

CD2

01. Bing Crosby – White Christmas 03:19
02. David Essex – A Winter’s Tale 04:13
03. The Supremes – My Favorite Things 02:52
04. Ringo Starr – the Little Drummer Boy 03:21
05. Marvin Gye – Christmas in the City 03:17
06. The Jackson 5 – Frosty the Snowman 02:40
07. Ella Fitzgerald & Frank Devol – Orchestra Winter Wonderland 02:17
08. Chuck Berry – Merry Christmas Baby 03:14
09. The Temptations – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 02:57
10. Spike – Never Gonna Give You Up 04:01
11. Brenda Lee – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree 02:08
12. Smokey Robinson & the Miracles – Let it Snow 01:42
13. Dinah Washington – Ole Santa 02:44
14. The Platters – Come Home for Christmas 02:27
15. Patti Page – Where Did My Snowman Go 02:33
16. Bert Kaempfert – Holiday for Bells 02:21

01.Bob Dylan – Here Comes Santa Claus (02:35)
02.Bob Dylan – Do You Hear What I Hear? (03:02)
03.Bob Dylan – Winter Wonderland (01:53)
04.Bob Dylan – Hark The Herald Angels Sing (02:30)
05.Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home For Christmas (02:54)
06.Bob Dylan – Little Drummer Boy (02:52)
07.Bob Dylan – The Christmas Blues (02:54)
08.Bob Dylan – O’ Come All Ye Faithful (Adeste Fideles) (02:48)
09.Bob Dylan – Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (04:06)
10.Bob Dylan – Must Be Santa (02:48)
11.Bob Dylan – Silver Bells (02:35)
12.Bob Dylan – The First Noel (02:30)
13.Bob Dylan – Christmas Island (02:27)
14.Bob Dylan – The Christmas Song (03:56)
15.Bob Dylan – O’ Little Town Of Bethlehem (02:17)

VA – Now Thats What I Call Christmas 3 (2009)
Tracklist:
Disc: 1

1. O Come All Ye Faithful – Nat King Cole
2. Jingle Bells – Frank Sinatra
3. Baby, It’s Cold Outside – Dean Martin
4. My Favorite Things – Tony Bennett
5. It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year – Andy Williams
6. Silver Bells – Bing Crosby
7. It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas – Johnny Mathis
8. Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane) – Elvis Presley
9. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Judy Garland
10. Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer – Ella Fitzgerald
11. Frosty The Snowman – Gene Autry
12. The Little Drummer Boy – Peggy Lee
13. Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town – Burl Ives
14. Winter Wonderland – Louis Armstrong
15. Blue Christmas – Johnny Cash
16. Jingle Bell Rock – Brenda Lee
17. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) – The Chipmunks

Disc: 2

1. You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch – Thurl Ravenscroft
2. Little Saint Nick – The Beach Boys
3. Noel – Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
4. Up On The Housetop – The Jackson 5
5. O Holy Night – Al Green
6. Christmas Time Is Here – Dianne Reeves
7. Christmas Is My Favorite Time Of Year – Kenny Rogers
8. Shimmy Down The Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking) – Alison Krauss
9. Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Cyndi Lauper
10. Feliz Navidad – Celine Dion
11. I’ll Be Home For Christmas – Gloria Estefan
12. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Jessica Simpson
13. Merry Christmas, Baby – Christina Aguilera
14. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria (In Excelsis Deo) – Mariah Carey
15. Santa Baby – Pussycat Dolls
16. Home – Ne-Yo
17. It Just Don’t Feel Like Xmas (Without You) – Rihanna
18. Christmas Wish – Stacie Orrico
19. 12 Days Of Christmas – Relient K

Taylor Swift – Sounds Of The Season (Christmas Music)
TrackLists :
01. LAST CHRISTMAS
02. CHRISTMASES WHEN YOU WERE MINE
03. SANTA BABY
04. SILENT NIGHT
05. CHRISTMAS MUST BE SOMETHING MORE
06. WHITE CHRISTMAS

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I wouldn’t want to make him angry. Even better than guns

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Girls, now we know how you do it. Don’t! We prefer if you were honest with us.

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