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Wow, we finally have some interesting question from Johnny. He claimed to encounter serious issues in his sex life and wanted a good ol’ opinion.

Any ladies wanted to help him? At Chilakak, we are giving the men’s point of view and we take it very seriously. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with the Chilakak guys.

1. Question : Is it bad to play with yourself right after sex?

Well, it depends if u r alone or not.  If u play with yourself while your partner is present, he or she will feel inadequate. Especially if its the girl who plays with herself, finish la your ego. So please refrain from playing with yourself even though you might end up with blue balls. If you have to ask this question, our recommendation is for you to change partner. Its not working out for you anymore. Maybe you should just move out, live by yourself and get a synthetic blow-up doll.

2. Question : Should I switch on the light during sex?

The light should have been switched on since the beginning. What? Suddenly you have the urge to know who are your fucking? If you need to find the clit, I’m sorry to tell you, if you can’t find it in the dark, you probably won’t know where it is even with the light on either.

3. Question : some time, when I bring a girl back and having sex, she seems to moan out very loud. What should I do?

lol… Very loud is good. You should encourage her in fact. Then the next morning, your neighbours will give u a pat in the back. Keep it up and your world will not be the same again. Wear it like a badge of honour. Hey, you never know the neighbourhood milf might be interested in sampling what you have to offer.

4. Question : She cannot reached orgasm unless I eat her out. How to give her the big O?

3 simple words. EAT HER OUT!!! If she can swallow your cum, you can too.

5. Question : My raging hardon went dead on me when we switched position from missionary to woman-on-top. Is there anything wrong with me?

Your raging hardon? *chuckled* haiya.. nothing wrong la. Just continue missionary lo
or other positions except woman on top. lol

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Dear Chilakak,

I am a 22-year old student studying in one of the college in Klang Valley. Recently I got myself a pink color shirt on my birthday last week. I wore it to class and getting bashed for being gay. Should men wear pink and is pink associated with being sissy and weak?

Pinky Lad, Malaysia

Dear Pinky Lad,

However, this is no longer in the picture in this modern days. Everyone is entitled to wear pink. In fact, most men that are confident with themselves wear pink. It is cool to be with pink. Even the deadly animal like panther is in pink.
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Did you participate in the recent RA flashmobish event held on LRTs and monorail? Had fun? It was a hoot right?

Have you ever thought that you are being used as a marketing ploy? Now, this is not a post to bang RA. Its just a good local reference. I believe RA is the only one who organizes flash mob events in KL. Do correct me if I’m wrong. Even flash mob organizers in Canada has admitted to organizing such events as a way to promote products that they are affiliated to.
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Koko :
Dear Chilakak,

I recently register with Linkswarm and posted a link. I mean I have submitted the link but it is not up. Wonder what happened. Can you help me please?

DT :
Dear Koko,

Don’t worry about it. Just be cool. Find a better site to submit the link you mentioned. They just got owned. So why bothered and become so relentless? Life moves on. So should you. Now get the ass moving.

psstt.. just in case you need the proof, here it goes.

Linkswarm Owned!!!

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Jamz :
Dear Chilakak,

I recently met a guy in a club and was interested in him. He works there. During one of his breaks, he came over to my table for a chat where my friends dropped hints of my interest. We exchanged numbers and I texted him a few days later asking him out.

He replied he was busy and will text me back later in the week. I waited. He hasn’t text me yet. I feel like I’m sure a failure. Can you help me please?

IMHO :
Dear Jamz,

Don’t worry about it. Just be cool. Go back to the club with your bunch of friends. Have fun. Don’t establish eye contact with him. Pretend his actions has no effect on you.

Jamz :
Dear Chilakak,

Thank you. He approached us and apologised for not replying citing work commitment. We had some fun dancing and drinking. But at one part, he kissed me despite me saying “NO!”. It was a passionate kiss even though I kept pushing him off. He thought I was just playing. We left it at that and I left with my friends. The next day, I texted him saying I was not comfortable with his actions and wanted to get to know him better before things proceed that far. I’m not the usual innocent naive type of girl. Believe me, I’ve put it out far sooner before. But I’m a changed person now. I need a proper relationship. Help…

IMHO :
Dear Jamz,

His actions showed what type of person he is already. Don’t waste your time with jerks like this. I’m sure some people might advise you to report sexual harassment, but seeing your condition at the time, the cops will probably throw the case out of the window. Fuck that. If you want to give him the benefit of your doubt, I suggest the next time you meet him, let it be at a place that he is unfamiliar with. This way, he is less likely to act foolish and keep his manners in check.

Take your time. Get to know each other. Resist your peer pressure. Do not succumb to the callings of the flesh however lustful you are. If you really are horny, we at Chilakak.com will gladly assist in providing you some relief.

Jokes aside, be who you are and what your parents raise you to be. Use your common sense and you’ll most likely to avoid the heartaches. Be patient, your prince will come. Good luck!

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