NINE SCARY WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
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With numbers of religions on the face of the Earth, some might not able to conceive what happens to them when they died. Will they go up to heaven? What will they see?

Someone have the answer for this. Click here

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Imagine you go on a trip with your personal assistant – the so-called PA. It was purely on a business trip. You get your PA to prebooked 2 rooms. One for you and the other for her. But they had only 1 left when you check-in on that day.

You shrugged and told your PA that she can take the couch. Or being a gentleman, you offered her your bed. She smiled sheepishly and she meekly follows you into the room.

Would you throw caution to the wind and enjoy your time with your PA?

Would she enjoy you? Or was all this setup by her into her entrapment?

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Now this is simply absurd… or is it?

I think they called it a Shinto shrine. It is frequently referred to as the “penis shrine”, or “Japanese penis festival”, primarily due to the ancient Hounen Matsuri (a festival celebrating fertility and renewal), which is held every March 15th.

 

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They say the idle mind is the devil’s playground. Electronic engineers must be pretty bored.

Wouldn’t it be cool if the LEDs actually lights up? Might as well do a “stop motion” or the “gif” effect would be good. Get those nerdy electronic engineers horny as hell.

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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’ She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfucked.
Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men…are men.

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Awhile back, someone told me his maid is going home and he needs to get a replacement. Seeing that maids are now pretty expensive, he was asking around for alternatives. Naturally, I suggested indon maids seeing that they are the cheapest and most importantly, muslim as is he.

He complained that the usual ones from Indonesia is kinda on the lower scale of 1 to 10 until this picture was shown to him.

Flying senduk… marilah mari… kita menari.. LOL.

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We recently been thrown these questions from all walks of life. The answer to all these questions are simple that words cannot explain it all. The Chilakak team has gone all places to search for photos and images. As they said, a picture tells a thousand words.

Why does women live longer than men?

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