In conjunction with the MATTAfair (from 12th March 2010 – 14th March 2010), we here at Chilakak would like to present you our latest vacation package. It is the most sought after cruise vacation and we received a lot of request from the local too. Even Star Cruise, Virgo Cruise and whatever cruise that you all been dreaming of, is far away compared with our cruise.
Unfortunately, we don’t have a booth at the Putra World TRade Centre (PWTC) as we were late to contact the Matta (Malaysian Association of Tour and Travel Agents) organizing committee to book a booth. Nonetheless, you can contact us to book a seat today! Haste not.
Here’s the one and only cruise vacation package we offered :-
Somali Pirate Hunting Cruise
Fun for the Whole Family
We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your ‘High powered weapons’ along on the cruise. If you don’t have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).
M-16 full auto
\rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.
Ak-47 assault riffle
\rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.
Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle
\rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.
\rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.
\rental $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.
Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
“Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.”
Meals are not included.
“We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before July 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.”
As if all that isn’t enough to whet your appetite, here are a few testimonials
“I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I’LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!”—- Lars, Hamburg Germany
“Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English”
—-Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim–reminds me of a drunken ‘juicer’ door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam”
—-”chopper’ Dan, Toledo USA.
“Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks–what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.
—–”Stud Jerkins, Cut & Shoot, TX USA
source : somalicruises
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