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They say the idle mind is the devil’s playground. Electronic engineers must be pretty bored.

Wouldn’t it be cool if the LEDs actually lights up? Might as well do a “stop motion” or the “gif” effect would be good. Get those nerdy electronic engineers horny as hell.

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The correct way to cook instant noodles without harming our bodies and health. `Normally, how we cook the instant  noodles is to put the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it’s ready to eat.

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG (Aginomoto), it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic.

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Wonder why men like to watch ladies with pole dancing? Imagining that she was playing with your pole? We used to have the pole dancing competition in one of the club in SOHO, Mont Kiara. Since the club has been put out of business, I guess this pictures shall suffice.

More after the jump. Note : It is hell lot of pics

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Participating in fear factor won’t bring you this nutritious drink – the frog.

The local people called it the frog juice and it is beneficial as it help to rejuvenate, and keep you young. Just like a elixir.

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The times… they are achanging… Can you imagine a park that pays tribute to erotism? I wonder really… When a couple takes a stroll around the park, would it be romantic? I’d either be lauging my ass off or making lewd suggestions to have a little outdoor quickie.

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Some magnificent creatures lies beneath the deep blue sea. Thanks to the daring photographer that venture deep down to the place where no man has ever been.

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Why men like pole dancing? Is it because of the stick and the ladies can never go wrong? I might not have the answer for all but we can test the theory out.

The upcoming “Pole Idol” brought to you by Neo restaurant & Luxe Lounge, Expatriate Lifestyle and Time Out KL

POLE IDOL is geared to promote pole dancing as the new phenomenon in dance and fitness. This acrobatic sport, undeniably a beautiful art form, has recently captured the interest of many Malaysian women as well as men. This competition is therefore an exciting and eye-opening event for all.

You can join us as a contestant or just come and cheer us on:

Where: Neo Restaurant & Luxe Lounge, 19 Jalan Sultan Ismail, KL.
Auditions: Oct 9 (Friday) & Oct 10 (Saturday), 9pm – 10pm
Finals: Oct 24 (Saturday), 1pm – 10pm

Grand Prize: RM3000 cash, Pole Idol will represent Malaysia to compete at the upcoming Asian Pole Summit in Singapore this November. A chance to attend a workshop by the world-renowned Bobbi’s Pole Studio, Australia plus other exciting prizes.

1st Runner Up: RM1500 cash plus other exciting prizes

2nd Runner Up: RM1000 cash plus other exciting prizes

Contact person : Aina
Tel: 03 2166 6650

source : timeoutkl

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Ladies only. Happened in London. I bet the waiter got a lot of commission and tips.
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To all the men out there. We here at Chilakak just received hot hot HOT news. If its any hotter, you’ll have to call the Bomba!

This come from a reliable source – our Junk Mail / Spam Mail.

It is reported that this is Kopitiam Bandar Perda. That’s right. Never heard of it before? That’s at Bukit Mertajam, Penang.

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Wow, we finally have some interesting question from Johnny. He claimed to encounter serious issues in his sex life and wanted a good ol’ opinion.

Any ladies wanted to help him? At Chilakak, we are giving the men’s point of view and we take it very seriously. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with the Chilakak guys.

1. Question : Is it bad to play with yourself right after sex?

Well, it depends if u r alone or not.  If u play with yourself while your partner is present, he or she will feel inadequate. Especially if its the girl who plays with herself, finish la your ego. So please refrain from playing with yourself even though you might end up with blue balls. If you have to ask this question, our recommendation is for you to change partner. Its not working out for you anymore. Maybe you should just move out, live by yourself and get a synthetic blow-up doll.

2. Question : Should I switch on the light during sex?

The light should have been switched on since the beginning. What? Suddenly you have the urge to know who are your fucking? If you need to find the clit, I’m sorry to tell you, if you can’t find it in the dark, you probably won’t know where it is even with the light on either.

3. Question : some time, when I bring a girl back and having sex, she seems to moan out very loud. What should I do?

lol… Very loud is good. You should encourage her in fact. Then the next morning, your neighbours will give u a pat in the back. Keep it up and your world will not be the same again. Wear it like a badge of honour. Hey, you never know the neighbourhood milf might be interested in sampling what you have to offer.

4. Question : She cannot reached orgasm unless I eat her out. How to give her the big O?

3 simple words. EAT HER OUT!!! If she can swallow your cum, you can too.

5. Question : My raging hardon went dead on me when we switched position from missionary to woman-on-top. Is there anything wrong with me?

Your raging hardon? *chuckled* haiya.. nothing wrong la. Just continue missionary lo
or other positions except woman on top. lol

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