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Question : Sex Questions by Johnny Now Answered

Posted by DT On September - 18 - 2009

Wow, we finally have some interesting question from Johnny. He claimed to encounter serious issues in his sex life and wanted a good ol’ opinion.

Any ladies wanted to help him? At Chilakak, we are giving the men’s point of view and we take it very seriously. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with the Chilakak guys.

  1. Question : Is it bad to play with yourself right after sex?
  2. Well, it depends if u r alone or not.  If u play with yourself while your partner is present, he or she will feel inadequate. Especially if its the girl who plays with herself, finish la your ego. So please refrain from playing with yourself even though you might end up with blue balls. If you have to ask this question, our recommendation is for you to change partner. Its not working out for you anymore. Maybe you should just move out, live by yourself and get a synthetic blow-up doll.

  3. Question : Should I switch on the light during sex?
  4. The light should have been switched on since the beginning. What? Suddenly you have the urge to know who are your fucking? If you need to find the clit, I’m sorry to tell you, if you can’t find it in the dark, you probably won’t know where it is even with the light on either.

  5. Question : some time, when I bring a girl back and having sex, she seems to moan out very loud. What should I do?
  6. lol… Very loud is good. You should encourage her in fact. Then the next morning, your neighbours will give u a pat in the back. Keep it up and your world will not be the same again. Wear it like a badge of honour. Hey, you never know the neighbourhood milf might be interested in sampling what you have to offer.

  7. Question : She cannot reached orgasm unless I eat her out. How to give her the big O?
  8. 3 simple words. EAT HER OUT!!! If she can swallow your cum, you can too.

  9. Question : My raging hardon went dead on me when we switched position from missionary to woman-on-top. Is there anything wrong with me?
  10. Your raging hardon? *chuckled* haiya.. nothing wrong la. Just continue missionary lo
    or other positions except woman on top. lol

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