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A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: “I don’t have any money.” But I’d do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

“Anything?” he asked.

“Yes, yes, anything” the blonde promised.

Well, then, “Just follow me” said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
” Come in and close the door” the man said.

She did.

He then said “Now get on your knees.”

She did.

“Now take down my zipper.”

She did.

“Now go ahead … Take it out…..” He said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .

Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..

“Well … Go ahead.”

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, …. …tentatively said ….
“Hello. Mum, can you hear me?”

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Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue .

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’

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